Textos da página 13 da Unidade 1 do Livro High Up 3.
Laughing Corner :)
Is money a funny matter?
1. A young college student came running in tears to her
father in the kitchen.
“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!”
“I did? What did I tell you?” asked the dad.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now
that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest
banks in the state!” he said. “There must be some mistake.”
“I don’t think so,” she said. “They just returned one
of my checks with a note saying ‘Insufficient Funds’.”
2. A
little boy named Johnny used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner
didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the older boys would constantly make
fun of him, saying that he was too stupid and dumb. To prove it, sometimes they
would offer Johnny his choice between a 5-cent coin (nickel) and a 10-cent coin
(dime) and he would always take the 5-cent coin! One day the store owner took
Johnny aside and said. “Hey, those boys are making fun of you. They think you
don’t know the difference between a nickel and a dime. Do you take the 5-cent
coin because it’s bigger, or what!” Slowly, Johnny looked at the store owner
with a big smile on his face… Then he said, “Mr. Baxter, If I took the dime,
they would stop offering me their money, and so far I have saved $20!”
3. The
teenage son was having trouble managing his new checking account. His mother
told him that the bank returned the check he had written to the sporting goods
store. To which he replied happily, “Oh, great! Now I can use it to buy some
stereo equipment for my bedroom here!”
4.
Mother decided that 10-years-old Cathy should get a more “practical” gift for
her birthday. She woke her up and said, “Suppose we open a saving account for
you.” Cathy was delighted. “It’s your account darling.” Mother said as they
arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.” Cathy was doing fine
until she came to the space Name of your former bank. After some hesitation,
she put down ”Piggy.”
Atividades das página 13, 14 e
15 da Unidade 1 do Livro High Up 3.
1. Look at the texts below and
check the correct options.
a. The texts are:
ð
pieces
of news.
ð
jokes. .
ð
articles.
b. The texts are from a:
ð
newspaper.
ð
website.
ð
magazine.
2. Read the jokes on the previous
page and answer the question below.
a. What do these jokes have in common?
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b. Which jokes involve children and which ones involves
teenagers?
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c. Do you think they are funny? Why?
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3. Match the jokes with the
illustrations.
4. Check the sentences from the
jokes that are intended to make people laugh.
ð
“Dad,
you gave me some terrible financial advice!”
ð
“I
don’t think so,” she said. “They just returned one of my checks with a note
saying ‘Insufficient Funds’.”
ð
A
little boy named Johnny used to hang out at the local corner market.
ð
Then
he said, “Mr. Baxter, If I took the dime, they would stop offering me their
money, and so far I have saved $20!”
ð
The
teenage son was having trouble managing his new checking account.
ð
To
which he replied happily, “Oh, great! Now I can use it to buy one stereo
equipment for my bedroom here!”
ð
She
woke her up and said, “Suppose we open a savings account for you!”
ð
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the
space Name of your former bank. After some hesitation, she put down “Piggy.”
5. Read the jokes more carefully to answer the
questions.
Joke 1
a. Why is the daughter unhappy?
ð
She
thinks the bank has made a mistake.
ð
She
thinks her father is a had financial advisor.
b. What do you think the girl should do to avoid this
problem in the future?
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Joke 2
a. Why would the older boys offer Little Johnny the
coins?
ð
To
make fun of him and prove that he was stupid.
ð
To
help him save some money for future use.
b. Why did Little Johnny always pick the larger coin?
ð
It
was more valuable.
ð
He
wanted to keep collecting coins.
ð
He
didn’t know its value.
c. What do you think about Little Johnny’s strategy?
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Joke 3
a. We can infer from the text that the teenager:
ð
was
having problems with the bank manager.
ð
didn’t
have control over his finances.
b. The bank bounced the check the teenager had
written. Do you think he knew the consequences of writing a “bad” check?
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Joke 4
a. What gift did the 10 year-old girl get from her
mother?
ð
A
piggy bank.
ð
A
saving account.
b. Why did the girl write down “Piggy” in the application
to refer to her former bank?
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6. From all the jokes which
character seems to be the money expert? Why?
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